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First-year students at Michigan 's Vet school were receiving their first anatomy class , with a dead cow. They all gathered around the surgery table with
the body covered with a white sheet.
The professor started the class by telling them, "In Veterinary Medicine it is necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor: The first is that
you not be disgusted by anything involving the animal body." For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the dead
cow, withdrew it and stuck it in his mouth. "Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students.
The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes. But eventually took turns sticking a finger in the anal opening of the dead cow and sucking on
it.
When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and said, "The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked
on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention. Life's tough, it's even tougher if you're stupid."
Bob
Eeeeuuuuuu gross! Now pay attention Bob...I'm sticking my finger...
Ew'w'w'w'w'w'w'w'w!
I definitely didn't find it funny, but the moral was a good one. lol Better to pay attention than to look like an idiot.
lmfaooooooo! how could you *not* find that funny? brilliant mr. president.
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funny and grose!
ALL i COULD THINK AS i WAS READING THAT WAS OMG THAT IS GROSS